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 Post subject: So my cock is wired shut
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2016 16:39 
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I had some jaw surgery last week, in which they moved my top jaw around a bit due to this underbite which I had, and now my jaw is completely wired shut for at least 4 or 5 more weeks.
It really sucks, and I wanted to vent my annoyance somewhere and where better to complain about something than here on the Lazy forums.
List of things I can't and won't be able to do for a while:

Talk
Yawn
WANK
Sneeze/Cough (without serious pain)
Eat anything other than liquids with the consistency of water
Brush the inside of my teeth

basically it sucks
sympathetic or abusive posts welcome

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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2016 17:05 
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What a bummer, no sucking cock for a while then! :shock:



No seriously 5 weeks will pass and it will all be worth it. Probably lose a bit of weight also!


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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2016 22:50 
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I think he could try sucking cock through his nostrils it may be viable?

Hope you can recover quickly Archie :D

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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2016 23:47 
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I think he could try sucking cock through his nostrils it may be viable?
With your grain Daz I'm sure it will :roll:


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PostPosted: 19 Jun 2016 14:37 
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johnny did it Archie I would never abuse my forum powers. :roll:

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PostPosted: 19 Jun 2016 14:52 
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behave you two

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PostPosted: 20 Jun 2016 07:22 
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You can still stick cocks in your ear.
Sonic sex!

Can we have pictures so we can laugh at them ?

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PostPosted: 20 Jun 2016 12:24 
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if I was admin I would mess around a little bit but you two really are kids aren't you

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PostPosted: 20 Jun 2016 16:09 
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You mean daz!


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PostPosted: 20 Jun 2016 23:01 
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Grow up Johnny.

Your rice is small grain.

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PostPosted: 21 Jun 2016 05:28 
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if you say so old man


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PostPosted: 21 Jun 2016 08:53 
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Thats a photoshop edit JJ :roll:

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PostPosted: 21 Jun 2016 10:54 
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Is it bollocks!


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PostPosted: 21 Jun 2016 11:44 
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to be honest you're both as bad as each other smh..

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PostPosted: 24 Jun 2016 01:09 
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Speak up and stop fucking mumbling Archeus, I can't hear what your saying...

ffs.


And I hope you get toothache!
That would just add to the general humorousness of the situation.
For us anyway.
Bahahaahahahaaaaaaa
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