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PostPosted: 17 Jun 2015 14:05 
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I watched San Andreas in 3d at my local cinema last week, only cos the Jurrassic film was full.

To summarize:

If a earthquake hits, get into town find the roof of the tallest building...lol.

Hide under a table. (A door frame is best actually)

A huge tidal wave will hit the earthquake area....really???

It was a true "disaster movie" the hero stupidly takes back his wife whom had previously left him for a rich guy ...doh!

The hero (The rock) happens to be flying a copter when the earthquake hits, so that he can rescue his wife, patch up his marriage then rescue his daughter (handy). Ignoring any other families with children that may need rescue, which we never see, the selfish twat. He also manages to sky dive, drive a boat over the tidal wave, knock out a guy with a gun, rescue a girl from a cliff etc etc he better than superman. Superman was more believable than this shit.

Turn off your brain and enjoy the effects. Oh yes, plenty cleavage shots to keep you from thinking about the idiotic plot. :roll:



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PostPosted: 17 Jun 2015 14:18 
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How can it insult your intelligence when you haven't got any intelligence to be insulted Daz?


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PostPosted: 17 Jun 2015 14:44 
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How can it insult your intelligence when you haven't got any intelligence to be insulted Daz?
That film is the lowest of the lowest, the script was written by a senile monkey.

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PostPosted: 17 Jun 2015 18:57 
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Damn, I'll give it a wide berth then. Anyone seen the new Mad Max yet?


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PostPosted: 17 Jun 2015 21:10 
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I watched San Andreas in 3d at my local cinema last week, at the silver screening showing.
:lol: :twisted: :P


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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2015 10:08 
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Im glad you wasnt sat in front of me JJ the shine from your bald patch would blind me :lol:

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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2015 11:06 
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Silver screenings and a bus pass = cheap day out. Did you treat a special lady?


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PostPosted: 19 Jun 2015 05:12 
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Yeah, I didn't waste any bandwidth on that one.....

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PostPosted: 25 Jun 2015 13:14 
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Its worth watching guys, its entertaining if you ignore a cartoon based impossible storyline. The effects are good and their is action. My scouse princess enjoyed the film, apart from when i kept checking she hadn't nicked my wallet.

I can highly recommend Captain Phillips .....its not about a marvel cartoon screwdriver. ...



And this real life controversy:


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Isn't this movie starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? And you expected a believable movie from this?

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Give me Arnie any day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBCSrC0TIgo

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PostPosted: 26 Jun 2015 15:48 
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Isn't this movie starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? And you expected a believable movie from this?
No I had no choice Parva as the Jurrasic movie was fully booked when we arrived, San Andreas starring The Rock was our only choice at that time :cry:

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